FAQs: Inside the Mad Cat Cartel
Discover the secret world where cats run luxury fashion. The Mad Cat Cartel turns designer labels into bold, feline parodies — from Louis Mewtton to Purrberry and Mewcci. Here you’ll find answers on sizing, shipping, returns, and the rebellious design philosophy behind our exclusive parody apparel for cat lovers and fashion rule-breakers.

What sizes do you carry?
What sizes do you carry?
Most Cartel apparel runs XS–5XL (varies by design). Every product page includes a full size chart with exact width and length measurements so you can match your favorite tee or hoodie for the perfect fit.
Unisex t-shirts: follow a standardized men’s size chart.
- Men: order your usual size.
- Women: size down for a fitted look (e.g., Women’s Medium ≈ Men’s Small).
Want extra “room to prowl”? Size up—especially for unisex fits.
Men’s vs. Women’s vs. Unisex – difference?
Men’s vs. Women’s vs. Unisex – difference?
The Cartel believes anyone can wear anything—but we do mark preferred fit styles:
- Men’s fit – straighter torso, longer length.
- Women’s fit – relaxed across the chest, slimmer at the waist.
- Unisex fit – universal cut, follows men’s sizing.
Tip: Oversized fit tees are a favorite for men; crop tops and women’s fit tees suit those who want a sharper, waist-tapered silhouette.
What fabric and weight do you use?
What fabric and weight do you use?
Only premium fabrics pass Don Whiskerone’s approval:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft, breathable, and durable.
- cotton–polyester blends combining comfort, shape retention, and vibrant color hold (for hoodies).
We offer lightweight breathable styles, midweight everyday staples, and heavyweight clothes for maximum warmth and structure.
How are the prints made? Will they last?
How are the prints made? Will they last?
We use professional print methods—DTG, screen, or DTF depending on the artwork. Wash cold, inside-out, and avoid harsh heat. Treat them like Cartel contraband: care for them, and they’ll outlast your 9 lives.
How do I wash and care for my clothes?
How do I wash and care for my clothes?
Every product page has a Material & Care section with exact instructions, but in general:
- Cold wash, inside-out
- Mild detergent, no bleach
- Low tumble or hang dry
- Never iron directly on the print
Shipping times
Shipping times
We process most orders within 1–3 business days.
- U.S. delivery takes 2–6 business days,
- International shipping takes 6–30 business days depending on location.
Tracking is available once your order leaves the Cartel’s hidden warehouse. For more information, see our shipping policy.
Do you ship internationally? Duties/VAT?
Do you ship internationally? Duties/VAT?
Yes — Cartel style is global. International orders may be subject to duties or VAT collected by your local carrier. These charges aren’t included at checkout unless stated. Customs delays are beyond our control — the Cartel can’t bribe customs… yet.
Returns & exchanges
Returns & exchanges
Every Mad Cat Cartel piece is made to order in our secret fashion lair — no dusty warehouses, no mass stockpiles, and no standard returns for size swaps, color changes, or buyer’s remorse. Always check the size chart and product details before ordering your luxury parody cat apparel.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, email info@madcatcartel.com within 7 days of delivery. Include:
- order number
- of the issue
- description of what happened
We’ll send a free replacement or full refund — no return required.
Not technically eligible but still unhappy? Our Refund Operator sometimes grants one-time courtesy discounts, partial refunds, store credit, or limited-time exchange deals.
EU Customers: All items are custom-made and exempt from standard cancellation rules under EU Directive 2011/83/EU Article 16(c).
📜 View our full Refund & Return Policy here.
Order arrived damaged or incorrect—what now?
Order arrived damaged or incorrect—what now?
The Cartel runs a tight ship, but if your order shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll make it right — fast.
Email info@madcatcartel.com within 7 days of delivery and include:
- order number
- showing the problem
- description of what happened
We’ll send a free replacement or full refund — no return required. Just report it quickly so our Quality Control Cats can pounce on the issue while it’s fresh.
📜 For the complete rules, view our Refund & Return Policy here.
Will sold-out designs restock?
Will sold-out designs restock?
Some designs vanish forever into the Cartel’s vault, while others resurface in limited drops. If you’ve got your eye on a Pawlenciaga, Paw Angels, or any other rare piece, your best move is to contact us directly at info@madcatcartel.com with the product name.
We’ll let you know if it’s coming back — and maybe even tip you off before the rest of the world knows.
Can I add a custom gift message?
Can I add a custom gift message?
Yes. When you check out, simply add your gift note in the order comments box. We’ll include it with the package so your recipient knows this delivery came from someone with exceptional taste — and direct access to the Cartel.
Do you do bulk or custom orders?
Do you do bulk or custom orders?
Yes — for events, teams, brand collabs, or secret societies. Send us a message with:
- The product(s) you want
- Quantities and sizes
- Your deadline
Our tailors will review your request and confirm if the Cartel can deliver on time — and in style.