Most Cartel apparel runs XS–5XL (varies by design). Every product page includes a full size chart with exact width and length measurements so you can match your favorite tee or hoodie for the perfect fit.

Unisex t-shirts: follow a standardized men’s size chart.

• Men: order your usual size.
• Women: size down for a fitted look (e.g., Women’s Medium ≈ Men’s Small).

Want extra “room to prowl”? Size up—especially for unisex fits.

The Cartel believes anyone can wear anything—but we do mark preferred fit styles:

• Men’s fit – straighter torso, longer length.
• Women’s fit – relaxed across the chest, slimmer at the waist.
• Unisex fit – universal cut, follows men’s sizing.

Tip: Oversized fit tees are a favorite for men; crop tops and women’s fit tees suit those who want a sharper, waist-tapered silhouette.

Only premium fabrics pass Don Whiskerone’s approval:

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton—soft, breathable, and durable.
• cotton–polyester blends combining comfort, shape retention, and vibrant color hold (for hoodies).

We offer lightweight breathable styles, midweight everyday staples, and heavyweight clothes for maximum warmth and structure.

We use professional print methods—DTG, screen, or DTF depending on the artwork. Wash cold, inside-out, and avoid harsh heat. Treat them like Cartel contraband: care for them, and they’ll outlast your 9 lives.

Every product page has a Material & Care section with exact instructions, but in general:

• Cold wash, inside-out
• Mild detergent, no bleach
• Low tumble or hang dry
• Never iron directly on the print

We process most orders within 1–3 business days.

• U.S. delivery takes 2–6 business days,
• International shipping takes 6–30 business days depending on location.

Tracking is available once your order leaves the Cartel’s hidden warehouse. For more information, see our shipping policy.

Yes — Cartel style is global. International orders may be subject to duties or VAT collected by your local carrier. These charges aren’t included at checkout unless stated. Customs delays are beyond our control — the Cartel can’t bribe customs… yet.

Every Mad Cat Cartel piece is made to order in our secret fashion lair — no dusty warehouses, no mass stockpiles, and no standard returns for size swaps, color changes, or buyer’s remorse. Always check the size chart and product details before ordering your luxury parody cat apparel.

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, email info@madcatcartel.com within 7 days of delivery. Include:

• order number
• of the issue
• description of what happened

We’ll send a free replacement or full refund — no return required.

Not technically eligible but still unhappy? Our Refund Operator sometimes grants one-time courtesy discounts, partial refunds, store credit, or limited-time exchange deals.

EU Customers: All items are custom-made and exempt from standard cancellation rules under EU Directive 2011/83/EU Article 16(c).

📜 View our full Refund & Return Policy here.

The Cartel runs a tight ship, but if your order shows up damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we’ll make it right — fast.

Email info@madcatcartel.com within 7 days of delivery and include:

• order number
• showing the problem
• description of what happened

We’ll send a free replacement or full refund — no return required. Just report it quickly so our Quality Control Cats can pounce on the issue while it’s fresh.

📜 For the complete rules, view our Refund & Return Policy here.

Some designs vanish forever into the Cartel’s vault, while others resurface in limited drops. If you’ve got your eye on a Pawlenciaga, Paw Angels, or any other rare piece, your best move is to contact us directly at info@madcatcartel.com with the product name.

We’ll let you know if it’s coming back — and maybe even tip you off before the rest of the world knows.

Yes. When you check out, simply add your gift note in the order comments box. We’ll include it with the package so your recipient knows this delivery came from someone with exceptional taste — and direct access to the Cartel.

Yes — for events, teams, brand collabs, or secret societies. Send us a message with:

• The product(s) you want
• Quantities and sizes
• Your deadline

Our tailors will review your request and confirm if the Cartel can deliver on time — and in style.

Got an idea, a product suggestion, a parody concept, or feedback on the store? Send it to meow@madcatcartel.com.

If your message is about collaboration, media, partnerships, or brand-related opportunities, you can also use europe@madcatcartel.com if needed.

We read customer feedback carefully — from product ideas to improvements you’d like to see on the site.

For order help, product questions, shipping issues, or anything else related to your purchase, contact us at info@madcatcartel.com. We recommend using this email for all standard customer support requests so our team can respond faster and keep everything in one place.

For legal, compliance, or formal business matters within the EU, you can also contact europe@madcatcartel.com.