Yes, these labels are fictional. The laughs and the cotton are real. Mad Cat Cartel builds a tongue-in-cheek world of cat graphic tees and hoodies for humans, clean prints, smooth fabrics, and fits that actually wear well. Below is your tour of our luxury parody brands, what each vibe delivers, and why they deserve space in your rotation.
Spurreme (inspired by Supreme)
Box-logo attitude, feline wordplay. Spurreme runs bold type and punchy compositions that photograph clean and style fast. Expect heavy logo hits, witty one-liners, and colors that pop on premium cotton. Good with denim, cargos, or a coach jacket.
A Bathing Cat (inspired by A Bathing Ape)
Playful street DNA, bubble camo, bath-time mischief, and pocket minis. Graphics land with clarity from a distance, then reward up close with detail. If you like tees that walk the line between cute and cool, start here.
Meowke (inspired by Nike)
Court-side swagger and training-day humor. Bold blocking, athletic cues, and bottle gags made wearable. Throw on with shorts or track pants and let the print do the talking while the cotton keeps you comfortable.
Adicats (inspired by Adidas)
Clean stripes, clean jokes. Adicats keeps graphics streamlined for gym-to-errands days. Pair with retro runners and a cap for instant weekend rhythm.
Catverse (inspired by Converse)
Star-born icons, rubber-patch spirit, and simplified shapes. Easy to layer, easy to love, especially with canvas sneakers and straight denim.
The Cat Face (inspired by The North Face)
Trail graphics and alpine cues for coffee to car-camping. Crisp logos, outdoorsy line art, and colors that sit nicely under flannels and shells.
Pawlenciaga (inspired by Balenciaga)
Grayscale humor with minimalist layouts. The vibe is moody but polished, making it a great under-blazer option when you want subtle smirk energy.
Purrada (inspired by Prada)
Sleek compositions, sharp spacing, and a quiet flex. Works best with black denim, leather belts, and clean sneakers. Think “gallery opening,” not costume.
Louis Mewtton (inspired by Louis Vuitton)
Monogram mood for airport to after-hours. Repeated motifs and refined wordmarks make these tees easy to dress up without losing the joke.
Mewcci (inspired by Gucci)
Heritage cues get whiskers and attitude. Expect balanced color palettes and framed graphics that slot into smart-casual looks fast.
Versacat (inspired by Versace)
Ornate curls and gold-leaning drama. A statement lane for nights out—best friends with dark denim and a bomber.
Kittian Dior (inspired by Christian Dior)
Refined silhouettes and couture-level line art. Graphics feel airy and elegant, especially in light colorways or under a tailored coat.
Hermèws (inspired by Hermès)
Equestrian lines, travel-ready elegance, and tasteful placement. Minimal ink, maximum presence, the definition of quietly confident.
Meowschino (inspired by Moschino)
Cartoon charm with couture confidence. Playful characters, bold outlines, and premium base fabrics that keep prints crisp.
Off-Whisker (inspired by Off-White)
Crisp diagonals, gallery-clean spacing, and a modern edge. Works perfectly with monochrome fits and technical outerwear.
Furdi (inspired by Fendi)
Belt-and-robe swagger in cool-tone sketches. Lounging or low-lit bar, these prints bring just the right amount of attitude.
Purrberry (inspired by Burberry)
Check-friendly palettes and tidy logos. Button a trench on top and you’re immediately put-together, still playful, still sharp.
How to Build Your Cat-Luxury Rotation
Start with three tees: a box-logo hitter from Spurreme, a minimalist smirk from Pawlenciaga, and a luxe twist from Purrada. Add a sport-leaning option from Meowke or Adicats for weekend runs and travel.
Then layer by setting: work—Hermèws; date night—Versacat or Louis Mewtton; streets—A Bathing Cat or Paw Angels; outdoors—The Cat Face.
Fit & fabric: We favor premium cotton, combed and ring-spun for a smooth print surface and long-lasting color. Unisex blocks follow a men’s size chart: men order your usual; women size down one for a closer line. Want extra drape? Pick oversized options within each brand. Wash cold, inside-out; low heat or air dry to keep edges crisp.
Explore More Brands
These are the headliners, but the roster goes deeper. See every capsule on our Brands page and find the label that matches your persona.
